February 2012
paint your own nebula →
saudihominid:
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Early verdicts?
If only he had more powerful friends—if only Christopher Hitchens were still alive—Hamza Kashgari would be called the Saudi Rushdie. There would be a worldwide campaign to pressure the Saudis into releasing him. The United States would offer him asylum and quietly push our friends the Saudis into letting him go. But we’ve come to expect these things from our friends the Saudis. We’ve come...
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Rich people.
Ludwig: She chills out at Chanel like it's just Bata and walks out with RM6000 heels... wtf
Me: That's like, my unpaid tuition fee ;(
Raf: We're such fucking losers.
“Go out and do something. It isn’t your room that’s a prison, it’s yourself.”
– Sylvia Plath (via iyatan)
Ugh when will Reader’s Digest stop trying to sell me fake shit
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How to fail epically at German
Phrase: Das Madchen isst Brot.
Me: The girl is bread.
Phrase: Der Mann isst ein Ei.
Me: The man is an eye.
Phrase: Isst er einen Apfel?
Me: Are you an apple.
Google translate: Ich bin kein Apfel,
Me: I'm not a ficken apple.
